Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Worst films of the year so far

Well, it would seem the year is more than half way through and so far 2010 has been....well....an solid year for movies. Well, box office wise, no. But movie wise, I've seen quite a few good ones. But before I get to those, let's start off with

The Worst films of the Year so far.

I'll admit, the movie had its moments and definitely won't make my final list for the worst films of the whole year. However, I was pretty dissapointed. I just felt it should've been a bit better than it was. But, it was a lot better than most of the movies that came out this year. Still, could've been, should've been.
Initial rating-2/4

Now THIS was a piece of shit. I fuckin' hated this movie to the very core, and I'm actually a huge Tim Burton fan. I'm actually one of the few people who like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Planet of the Apes. Until watching this, the only movie I hated of his was Corpse Bride. But now that I've seen this, it just goes to show that he's been so on and off as a filmmaker. I could come up with a laundry list of things wrong with this movie. But the biggest problem is that its just a bore fest. Don't bother.
Initial rating-1.5/4

Was it too much to ask for something enjoyable? This shit was fucking boring. Another title for this could be "The Movie that made me hate Sam Worthington." He was bland as hell in this movie and the dialogue was laughably bad. I didn't think there could be a "Clash of the Titans" cheesier than the original. 

M. Night, you just lost all credibility. As a hardcore fan of the show, I can tell you this is one of the worst adaptations of a television series I've ever seen. The acting was terrible, there was no character development, the film was rushed, and all the character names were mispronounced!! Go back to film school, M. Night. Come back with something good.

And now, a movie so bad, Ed Wood would be ashamed of it.....

Fuck you. Thats all I can. Fuck you. God smite the people who make these piece of shit spoof movies and kick the asses of the morons who actually find them funny. While it wasn't as bad as Disaster Movie, that is NOT saying much. Everyone of their movies have been awful and this one is no exception. Fuck this movie.